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Joke of the Day

"What nipple did the UFO crash land on? Areola 51"

"Little Ghost So this little ghost floated by my room twice headed the same direction: left to right, left to right. I'm guessing it was just deja boo."

"WIFE: OMG how did grandma's ashes get knocked off the mantel? ME: Actually I think it was- *cat makes throat slice gesture* -the wind"

"I think calling them maggots is insensitive... they should be referred to as larvasexuals."

"I like my coffee how I like my employees Free and Black (I know this joke is around but I feel like this is the best wording) Don't downvote because it's racist, it's still a joke"

"A german walks into a library and asks for a book on war The librarian replies ""No mate, you'll lose it."

"How do you keep a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe."

"What's the difference between a Jew and a canoe? a canoe tips."

"What's your favorite city in China? Taiwan"

"How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Just one but the light bulb really has to want to change."