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Joke of the Day

"TIL That Oscar Pistorius once opened a pizza parlor only to have it fail and go bankrupt. The cause? His car was always breaking down, so OP never delivered."

"Why was Cinderella kicked out of the football team? She ran away from the ball."

"What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre"

"What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea? I've never had a lima bean on my face."

"A guy laughed at me because I only have a 19"" TV. I suggested we not laugh about how many inches things are. That shut him up."

"Joke of The Day A new Student came to the class. After telling the rest of the Children his name, the teacher asked, ""what does your Father do""? . . . . . . Student :"" Whatever Mom Says"""

"How do You Tell if a Woman is a Feminist If the boring clothes, weight problem, lack of makeup or angry demeanour doesn't give it away, she'll tell you within 2 minutes."

"Did you hear about the two gay Irishmen? Michael Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fits Michael"

"I was getting drunk with this cute girl and booze was going everywhere. Then suddenly I slipped in cider."

"If one door closes and another door opens, then probably your in a jail."