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Joke of the Day

"Nobody's gonna believe this, but I just saw a 20 something year old white girl without bangs."

"Your cat doesn't love you. If it were bigger it would eat you."

"I like my women like I like my rice.... ....Hot, white, and lifeless."

"Are you a termite? Cause you're about to have a mouth full of wood."

"When asked which is more important looks or brains? 9 out of 10 zombies said ""braaaaiiiiinnnnssss"" number 10 ate the researcher."

"Stepped on an action figure in the shower and simultaneously invented six new cuss words in four different languages."

"Why do rednecks hate math? Integration."

"What's the leading cause of obesity in women? Wedding rings"

"I had an epiphany, every sentence is an innuendo, if I think long and hard about it."

"If I were a drug dealer and rapper... ...my stage name would be MC M-Prime."