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Joke of the Day

"[offensive] what's pink and covered in cobwebs Madeline McCanns bike"

"Rape Hotline I called the rape advice hotline. I didn't realize it was for victims."

"When you're feeling down, just remember... you've accomplished more than Steve Jobs this year."

"Why do gay men always have candles near their asses? So the gerbils can find their way out."

"Timmy, you're a great son but the YouTube analytics data from our home movies show that people think you're boring so go live in the attic."

"What do you call a bench with white people? the NBA"

"Did you know Stalin's penis was the funniest part of his body? It was real commiedick."

"Girls only date me to further their careers... Damn archeologists and paleontologists!"

"Why was the black man selling drugs? He was a pharmacist."

"Did you hear about the wooden horse? Wooden poop."