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Joke of the Day
"The same people who laugh at gypsy fortune tellers take economists seriously."
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"What's the most political particle? *Elect*rons"
"people who can fall asleep quickly freak me out don't they have thoughts"
"I dig, she dig, we dig, he dig, they dig, you dig ... Maybe not a funny joke but at least it is deep."
"I wasn't sure if I'd find deer out here, until... I saw a sign that said 'Fine for Hunting.'"
"Show her how romantic you are by sprinkling body parts in a trail leading to the bed."
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me... It means a lot."
"How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just Juan."
"Girl: Saying hot is disrespectful. You should say 'beautiful' instead. Me: Ok. Me: Can you please pass the beautiful sauce?"
" I am under the influence. I am above the influence. I AM THE INFLUENCE."""