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Joke of the Day
"I had abstinence-only sex education when I was in high school. It was called Dungeons and Dragons."
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"I didnt just read it I Reddit"
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"Interviewer:Do you have time for a question? A: Yes...but...do...you...have...time...for...my...answer?"
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"Yo mama is so ugly the government moved halloween to her birthday."