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Joke of the Day

"I recently got addicted to this new only chicken diet Guess I'll have to go cold turkey if I want to stop."

"If we have learned anything from the Friday the 13th movies, it's that Jason mainly kills people having sex. Most of you should be good."

"Where does Christopher keep his dance shoes? In the Walken closet."

"It's ironic how the Segway-driving chinese cameraman plowed into the fastest man alive... ...because he ran into a bolt."

"If you can't tell the difference between ""erotic"" & ""exotic"" then zoo keeping is definitely not for you."

"Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning."

"Getting rid of my cleaning person sounded like a good way to save money, until it came time to do the cleaning."

"Did you know diarrhea is hereditary? It runs in your jeans"

"There are few things in life as pure and true as a grilled cheese sandwich."

"Smoking is a slow death! But we're not in a hurry..."