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Joke of the Day

"Flo: Try some of my sponge cake. Joe: It's a bit tough. Flo: That's strange. I only bought the sponge from the chemist this morning."

"Is it whisky? Two Chinese men break into a Scottish Distillery. One turns to the other and says ""is it whisky?"". His accomplice turns to him and says ""yes! But not as whisky as wobbing a bank""."

"PC is getting way out of hand. You can't even say black paint anymore. Instead it's gotta be ""Jamal, please paint."""

"Nobody deserves to look that peaceful sleeping. SLAP."

"A Muslim, a communist and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""Hello Mr. President!"""

"Finger wager why do women like the oldest men as their gynecologist. (visualize) uncontrollable shaky finger."

"To much precaution... Two security guards obtained me at the airport after they opened my luggage and found some IcyHot patches, they said: I was packing heat."

"Ladies, if your man says he'll fix it, he will. There's no reason to remind him every 6 months."

"A wolf in a river didn't know w(h)ere it was, so it how-led and an owl ""who'd"" back. The wolf replied ""What?"""

"Say what you will about Clinton being a womanizer But Bush had the Twins go down on him."