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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers? Putin on the Ritz~"
Next Joke
"It's decided. If I have 3 kids they're getting named ""Bed"" ""Bath"" and ""Beyonce."""
"My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine."
"What do you call a former CIA agent when a winter storm hits? Snowed-in"
"Why eat a carrot when you can just as easily not eat a carrot?"
"A feminist once asked me, ""What's your view on lesbians?"" I said, ""1080p"""
"Yahoo news reports that Johnny Manziel was forced to sit in the middle seat of an airliner. I guess they should have let him fly the plane."
"Why did Eve want to move to New York ? She fell for the Big Apple !"
"What do you call an epileptic in a bush? Russell"
"What do you call a gorilla in water? Harambait."