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Joke of the Day

"Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be called chicken sedans..."

"Intellectual person on phone. Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"

"What did the phone say to the other phone after a bad rejection? If you like it then you shudda put a ringtone on it."

"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"

"Why did a man name his legless dog, Cigarette? Cause he had to take him out for a drag every night."

"Having correctly predicted the vampire craze, I now boldly predict the next pop culture phenomenon. Butlers."

"It's Thanksgiving! Who doesn't like Turkey? Russia."

"What do old people often do? Die"

"Are you cold? (Yes) Then go sit in a corner, cause it's 90 degrees."

"What's purple and sequels? A skinned baby in a bag of salt. *squeals"