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Joke of the Day
"Since it's hunting season, we are allowed to shoot the cars with the antlers on them, right?"
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"Someone stole a kitchen utensil from my house He said it was a whisk worth taking"
"Today is the coldest day of the year... And the warmest, shortest, longest, driest and most wet."
"Worst joke I've ever heard What is the difference between Hitler and the Boston Bombers? One of them actually ended a race."
"The orphanage i run, burned down today with the lives of sixty children Thank fuck i don't have to tell their parents ...."
"What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein."
"2 first names I don't trust people with 2 first names: Paul Ryan, Larry David, Martin Lawrence, Saddam Hussein http://www.twitter.com/HireMeImFunny"
"Good thing they had us dissect frogs in high school that prepared us for all the times in real life we've had to dissect frogs."
"What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference? You probably won't get it."
"I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of its owner's bigotry. Thank god every other corporation is run by kind, forward-thinking people!"