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Joke of the Day
"Intellectual person on phone. Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?"
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"I'm not happy about my girlfriends one night stand. I'd really like somewhere to put my phone and spare change when we go to bed."
"WHY IS IT CALLED ""CAPS LOCK"" AND NOT ""CAPITAL PUNISHMENT"""
"What do you tell a girl who won't stop asking for a tampon? Put a sock in it."
"Why is it prestigious to wear a condom? It's a members-only jacket."
"You know what they say, when you go darkskin... they steal your car."
"What do you get your girlfriend for Valentines Day? A box of chocolate, flowers and a dildo. So if she doesn't like the chocolate and flowers she can go fuck herself."
"It's illegal to shine a laser pointer at a plane because a cat might attack the plane"
"What if I told you... You read the first line wrong Made you look"
"What do people with two left feet wear? Flip flips"