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Joke of the Day

"Just went sledding for the first time I liked it until I got on the sled. It was all down hill from there."

"I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor. My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot."

"I can't spell armugedon... But it's not the end of the world."

"Can't believe I'm still writing ""-oslovakian"" on all my Czechs."

"I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle. - Mitch Hedberg"

"What did the allergic say after getting stung by a bee? ""Life's a bee-itch and then you die."""

"I See your 7 year old jokes and I raise my own, What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station? A Whale Way"

"My ex got me arrested cause I used to sit outside her house all day. She thought I was stalking her but i wasn't, i just had her WiFi code."

"If I had a jet pack I would look AWESOME dying within the first 2 minutes of having a jet pack."

"I'm not saying Ellen Pao is Hitler but.. I haven't seen the two of them in the same room.."