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Joke of the Day

"I commented on a ELI5 about occam's razor. My answer wasn't long enough and was flagged by the moderator-bot."

"Did you hear about the two radio antennas that got married? Well they said the wedding was okay, but the reception was awesome!"

"If Jesus is the Lamb of God? Does that mean mary had a little lamb?"

"You didn't comment on my selfie. WHO IS SHE"

"I don't wanna get too political here, but I plan on voting for whichever candidate will do something about Meghan Trainor."

"What did the Mexican Fire Chief name his two sons? Jose and Hose B."

"Jeff is here! ""Jeff from work or Jeff the guy who announces his arrival anytime he enters a room"" Jeff is here!"

"""Did you just say something?"" ""Uhhh nope?"" ""Really? I could swear you just asked me if I wanted a hotdog."" ""No I didn't."" ""Good, because I'm vegan."""

"How did the right triangle commit suicide? With a Hypote-noose"

"My password is Superman Hulk Thor Goku, that's the strongest password I can think of."