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Joke of the Day
"What's the best iPhone app for telling a kid he's adopted?"
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"After My Music Lesson, My Teacher Said I Should Be Tenor Tenor twelve feet away from her."
"I heard you like bad boys? *jumps in pool after eating without waiting an hour* Sup."
"Did you hear about the Supreme Court ruling that you can marry a sandwich? Yeah, the BLT community are very excited!"
"They said, ""Dress for the job you want."" Apparently pornstar wasn't a valid option."
"This woman is so impressed at my driving that she got next to me just to show me she's not wearing a ring. Thanks hun, but wrong finger!"
"Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG? Because other stores are too mainSteam."
"I wrote ""except zombies"" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse."
"Confuse the cable guy when he finally shows up at your house by telling him he'll have to wait outside until your favorite TV show is over."
"1. Buy Dick Cheney's memoir. 2. Tie it to a board. 3. Pour water on it. 4. Demand the truth. 5. Fail to get it."