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Joke of the Day
"What do you do with a zombie chef? Skillet"
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"What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched? It was an explosive success"
"[mysterious British man rescues me] Me: How? Him: Bond [introducing himself as we leave prison], bail bond."
"Did you hear about corduroy pillows??? They're making headlines!"
"Got my son to paint our fence by telling him it was his first karate class."
"Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck? Because he put in a little extra clovertime."
"What do you call someone who breaks a plate and then apologizes? Dishrespectful..."
"What type of computer sings? A Dell."
"Athiesgasm What would an atheist say while having an orgasm? OH MY NOTHING"
"4yo has repeated one word for an hour. 6yo is ninja fighting his imaginary friend. My move to a mental asylum will be an easy transition."