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Joke of the Day

"Why did the printer have wet ink? Because it couldn't control P"

"She was wetter than a down syndromes chin."

"What's the oldest age that a boy can have a circumcision? I just want to know the cutoff date."

"A deer, a skunk, and a duck went to the grocery store. When they were ready to check out, the deer didn't have a buck, the skunk didn't have a scent, so they put it all on the duck's bill."

"Don't Invite Satan Over To Play Board Games... ...because last time I did it, he took the dice we used to play Monopoly. Now I have a pair of dice lost."

"Definition of Rap Songs: Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung."

"[OC] I just thought of this joke when my dad and I were talking about stereotypical jokes What did the dog say to his wife? You're a bitch."

"Why did the BDSM store get behind on its shipments? Bbecause they were all tied up..."

"What would martin luther king be if he was white? Alive."

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for the Fresh Prints."