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Joke of the Day

"What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6? ""Get bent"" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it."

"How did they improve the transportation in Harlem? Moved the trees closer together."

"How many Nazis does it take to deny the holocaust? Nein nein nein!!!"

"What do Bud Light and having sex in a canoe have in common? They're both fucking close to water."

"I think my bank is trying to get me to become a gymnast. They keep sending me letters about my outstanding balance."

"what do you call a spicy wrap made at an Indian takeaway? currito"

"Did you know that men are more successful than women in committing suicides? Ladies, can you gals do anything right?"

"What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination? HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"That escalated quickly - Me to 4 unamused strangers on the Mall escalator."

"I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger, and then it hit me."