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Joke of the Day

"Someone broke into my house last night and left a note saying they'd broken one of my keyboard keys. I onder hich one."

"The Republican primary race should be called ""The Curious Case of Benjamin Button"" It's way too long, and the protagonists are becoming more juvenile as it goes on."

"There's 3 things I hate about r/jokes people who think they know the punchline and misleading titles."

"I bet the guy that was looking forward to his next life and came back reincarnated as me is really disappointed."

"Islamist Humor Planes blowin' up On a Tuesday"

"What did the tectonic plate say when it had a collision? It's not my fault."

"What do you call a self proclaimed straight woman? A liar"

"Why are all castles disabled? They all have tur-rets"

"restaurant Waiter: Your coffee Me: Could I have a little spoon please? Waiter: Certainly *delicately embraces me from behind* Me: lovely"

"Find myself in the need for some really despicable jokes. Come on Reddit, do your worst. What kind of file do you need to turn a 15mm hole into a 40mm hole? A Pedophile."