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Joke of the Day
"It takes two who know how to tango to tango."
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"Two guys walk into a bar You would think the second guy would have ducked."
"Me: I must warn you, I'm like an animal in bed. Her: That's fine by me! *burrows under the covers and falls asleep at the foot of the bed*"
"whats the difference between Michael Phelps and adolf hitler Michael Phelps can finish a race"
"The biggest joke of all time! My existence"
"When Jesus was crucified, what was the cause of death? Cross Contamination"
"""What aisle has the milk?"" ""Sir, this is a library."" *whispers* ""What aisle has the milk?"""
"What's the difference between Ellen Pao and Kim Jong Un? Kim Jong Un has control over his country."
"Did you hear about the woman who got wooden implants? It would be funny if this joke had a punchline. Wooden tit."