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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."
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"BARTENDER: I think you've had enough sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife buddy! BARTENDER: Well it must be hard losing a wife.... DRUNK: It was almost impossible!"
"When I get Cheeto dust on my fingers I use it to draw warpaint on my face. I am serious as fuck about my Cheetos."
"If I was hanging off a cliff for my life and you told me to take your hand I would stop screaming to tell you I'm afraid of intimacy"
"Cop : ""Lets Do a drug test"" Me: ""Cool, which drugs are we testing?"""
"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."
"How are babies different from feminists? Babies grow up and stop crying."
"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""
"It doesn't matter how hard I try, I just don't seem to be going anywhere in life Hamster therapist: Sounds like you're in a vicious circle"
"A severed foot is the ultimate stocking stuffer."