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Joke of the Day

"Muhammad walks up to the Buddha and says ""Guess what a mosque and 9 year old have in common."" I've been in both."

"Whats the difference between a circus and The Rockettes? The circus is a cunning array of stunts..."

"If you watch ""The Empire Strikes Back"" backwards it's about a kid so traumatized to learn his dad's identity he starts hitting on his sister"

"Studies show that woman are better drivers. Sike!"

"Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!"

"Hey Dad, do the Indian people celebrate Thanksgiving? They did. Once."

"""are you a programmer?"" not really. me is more of an amateur grammar"

"fifty shades of grey It's the REAL verson of fifty shades https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OU0yHAtqe4k"

"What's Hitlers favorite Pokemon? NEIN-Tails."

"Irish joke An Irish man walks out of a bar."