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Joke of the Day

"A police man came up to me with a sniffer dog and said, ""This dog tells me you're on drugs."" ""I'm on drugs? You're the one talking to dogs"""

"My old man got admitted to a psychiatric hospital today. He had set up a traffic detour through his house. I should have seen it coming, all the signs were there."

"If one horse is in the corral, running around the perimeter of the fence,and another horse is running free in a field, which one is singing, ""Don't Fence Me In""? Neither. Horses can't sing."

"why don't blondes make good cowgirls? they can't keep their calves together"

"What does a pedophile and a tortoise have in common? They both want to get there before the hare."

"Why are defense lawyers the best lovers? Because they're great at getting you off."

"Don't have phone sex You might get hearing aids."

"Somebody parked in my spot and now I'm in the market for a rocket launcher."

"Why do jewish women like circumcised penises? What jew doesn't like 10% off?"

"What Type of Fruit Wants to Run Away and Get Married but Isn't Able to? Cantelope."