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Joke of the Day

"I found a typo on these Fruity Pebbles. For the serving size it says 3/4 ""cup."" They totally spelled ""box"" wrong."

"""I know,, Let's tape a spider to a lobster and scare the crap out of everyone."" God, when He made scorpions"

"Send prayers. Laura on Facebook didn't realize she was out of syrup until AFTER the pancakes were made! It's causing quite a stir..."

"What did the father buffalo say to his son when he left for college? Bison"

"Breaking News: United States is now the largest producer of salt. So Salty..."

"We were without phone, TV and internet access for a few hours today. It was terrifying because I almost got some work done."

"What did the left leg say to the right leg? Dont talk to the middle leg he is a dick."

"How did Jesus pay for our sins? Pray-Pal"

"The generation of today are so allergic to everything, future wars will be fought by throwing bags of peanuts and cat hair at each other."

"Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?"