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Joke of the Day
"Why will no one watch the Olympic games this year only old men will be competing"
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"This joke isn't half bad... It's two thirds bad :D"
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"Knock, Knock... Who's there? The K.G.B. The K.G.B. wh... **SLAP**! WE are K.G.B., WE will ask questions!!"
"I would tell a funny science joke... but all the good ones Argon."