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Joke of the Day

"My wife does not like orgasms I have her one last night and then she just spit it right out!"

"So there was this fish that was swimming along and saw a wall. And said, dam!"

"Confusius says Whaaat?!"

"I'm not saying it's been a while, but, the last time a girl got down on her knees for me, she showed me how to tie my shoelaces."

"What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese ? Thanks I'll just have a sliver !"

"Money cant buy happiness . . . but somehow, its more comfortable to cry in a BMW than on a bicycle."

"Neck Tattoos: helping employers make hiring decisions since 1992."

"My new nickname at work should be ""Laxative"" cause I make sh*t happen."

"*gets crushed by a bus* *checks to see if phone is intact*"

"What do you call the Skunk who wears khaki's and goes to private school? Preppy le Pew"