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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a computer? I give a shit when my computer crashes"

"What do you call a microscope that when you look through it you see really bad things? A horoscope."

"My GPS sighs and rolls its eyes every time it says ""Recalculating""."

"Any subreddits to help you cope with schizophrenia? Asking for a friend"

"(Star Trek Related) What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax? Netflix and Trill!"

"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"

"I heard a man at the beach yelling ""I can't swim!"" Well, I can't play the fucking Piano but am I bitching about it? Attention Whore..."

"Hedgehogs: why can't they just share the hedge?"

"What do we want? SOME GOOD DECISIONS! When do we want them? BEFORE LAST NIGHT!"

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"