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Joke of the Day

"Handsome, Sweet, Intelligent, spontaneous, good-looking, nice friends, charming, funny, well...Enough about ME! How about you?"

"What is an obstetrician's favorite part of the ocean? It's the sea section."

"I think my wife's sewing machine is on the blink. I'm not sure what's wrong, it just doesn't seam right."

"Your mobile phone has more computing power than all of NASA in 1969. NASA put a man on the moon. We put a bird into pigs."

"What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything"

"What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle? Octopus Prime."

"What are 3 things a black man can't get? A fat lip, a black eye, and a job."

"Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory? There was de-brie everywhere."

"I told my dad that I heard the U.S. is sending warships to Yemen.. ""Sounds like some Yemen-aide..."""

"How do you pick up a jewish girl... With a dust pan."