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Joke of the Day

"This is Bullshit. Since when is dressing for the job you want, not the job you have considered ""impersonating an officer""?"

"How do you convert Spanish programming into English? Yes++"

"Cop: Know why I pulled you over? Me: Yeah Cop: Oh ok nevermind"

"What are bananas high in? Trees!"

"I'm having a hard time believing Jesus was a carpenter. He was a miracle worker. You'd think he'd just wave his magic wand and POOF! Bench."

"Why did the azn cross the road? his parents beat him daily for A- grade."

"What's the difference between white time and black time (Warning. Dad joke) The size of their clock."

"What do you get when you cross a baseball with a turkey? A fowl ball!"

"I think some of you need an exorcism not an intervention."

"Wife: you're so damn forgetful! M: oh nonsense! W: ok, did you get the cat food? M: WE HAVE A CAT??"