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Joke of the Day

"Life After Death Hey grandma, do you think that life after death will be beautiful? Grandma: Well that depends, who died?"

"*becomes suddenly aware of the overwhelming amount of beauty and horror in the world and the brief second in time we exist on it* what the"

"What kind of native American is Nikki Minaj? Arapahoe."

"You hear about the guy who's teeth is like a shopping mall There's a big GAP"

"Only 50 more days til we find out who's our next President! Last time I was nauseous 50 days straight, at least I got a baby out of it!"

"I had a teacher that refused to fail anyone... No ""F""s given."

"One thing I've learned about pizza jokes... It's all in the delivery."

"mermaids swim by twerking do you ever just think about that"

"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."

"What did Mohammed eat? His dates."