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Joke of the Day

"I meant to take Tylenol PM, but I accidentally took Tylenol PMS I just think it's funny how you guys only care about me when you want upvotes. Whatever. I'm fine."

"Did you hear about the guy who needed to snort a line of baking soda every day? He was basically addicted."

"BoyFriend & GirlFriend BoyFriend : Hey.! Please give me a kiss.. GirlFriend : No, Not before marriage.. BoyFriend : Don't Worry Darling, I am already married.."

"What do you call closet Purge ?"

"Press reporter asks NASA director 'what did the kepler telescope find out today' ? Water on Mars."

"Lois Lane would probably be terrible at picking out the right suspect in a Police lineup."

"My friend spent 4 years in jail for something he didn't do Run."

"I tweet because it's fun and I like the validation, but also because one day it'll prove to a jury how crazy I am."

"What's the hardest part to eat on a vegetable? The wheelchair"

"What did the people say about the eccentric poo? It was a little nutty."