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Joke of the Day

"JUDITH! FETCH MY EVIL PLAN GLASSES! *2 hours later has organised a small festival* Dammit Judith, these are my party planning glasses!"

"Can we make it a rule not to put anything after the punchline? Seriously, it ruins the joke every time without fail."

"What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? World War II."

"WHY DID THE KOALA FALL OUT OF THE TREE? Because it was dead."

"3 Jokes in one A gypsy with no siblings, came home from work and had a shower."

"So I asked my wife, were you faking it last night? She said: no I really was asleep. (I heard this from Gazzo on Penn & Teller: Fool Us)"

"""Ok, hear me out. What if we gave people enough for three fries?"" -guy who invented ketchup packets"

"What's the best thing about having sex with 25 year olds? There's twenty of them."

"Ladies: we're not fooled by your PMS trickery. I see how happy you are in those tampon commercials."

"A drum solo but on your face."