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Joke of the Day
"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
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"Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position!"
"What's red and unhealthy for your teeth? A brick."
"I like dig bick. you that read wrong. you read that wrong too."
"Kids having the best time ever sound exactly the same as kids being axe-murdered."
"Two drunks come out of a bar... One says to the other: ""We gotta go back, I forgot to pee."" The other one replies: ""No problem, dude, I can teach you how to do it!"""
"Everyone should have a good, somewhat clean, joke on hand to tell in a pinch. What's yours?"
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
"What do you call a multiple choice dad joke? A pop quiz."
"2 potatoes standing on the side of the road. How can you tell which one is the hooker? The one wearing the sack that reads IDAHO"