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Joke of the Day
"Which nipple does the red jumper cable go on? Asking for a freak."
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"Just watched Inception,Donnie Darko,Memento and The Matrix and now I don't think I am real anymore."
"LPT: If you're not planning to do anything the entire day, Masturbate. Then you won't want to walk or shower and you can waste your day as originally intended."
"What did the Ukrainian say to the whiny American? Crimea River."
"There are three types of people I hate Niggers, racists, and hypocrites"
"I was writing an essay when Keanu Reeves busted in and told me that there's a bomb on my computer and if my typing speed fell below 50 wpm, the whole laptop would explode."
"You know who else has a naughty list? HR"
"Why did the pigeon hate the crow? because he was in the coo klux klan"
"Her: I like your facial hair Me: I like YOUR facial hair (FLIRTING IS HARD)"
"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."