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Joke of the Day
"I was gonna tell a pedophile joke but I always come in a little behind."
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"What is six inches long and stiff in the morning? Crib death."
"Why did the Kurd bury his music collection? His tribesman said ""ISIL is approaching, and they're coming for Yazidis."""
"What did the fly say to the second man on the moon? Buzz....."
"What is ET short for? He's got little legs."
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"A nun was losing sleep over whether or not to take up sewing She heard it could be habit-forming"
"Q: What does Santa call his wife at tax time? A: A dependent Claus."
"The TV remote, the G-spot and black dads. Some things are just made not to be found."
"Why do blondes wear their hair up? To catch everything that goes over their heads."