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Joke of the Day
"What did the unimpressed cheese say? Que... so?"
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"I like my women how I like my salad dressing Extra Virgin"
"I can produce silver just by sniffing. Smelt it with my own nose. **I'll show myself out**"
"I only have a beard so I can scratch it while I judge."
"Fear and ignorance would gay-marry each other if they weren't both opposed to it."
"Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200.. So he bought her a bathroom scale. You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too."
"What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!"
"I simply love my anti gravity machine.... It never lets me down."
"What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand? Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)"
"Why is it that birds are quickly sold when they come up on the transfer market? They tend to go cheep!"