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Joke of the Day

"Jason's wife Liane wanted something that in 6 seconds goes from 0-200.. So he bought her a bathroom scale. You're fat liane, don't sugar coat it. Because you'll just eat that too."

"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate."

"What's worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom eating his way out."

"Facebook is like a prison. You look around, write on walls, and are poked by people you don't know."

"Why is CoD: Infinite Warfare set in space? Because no one on earth wants to buy it."

"What do you call a confederate that's bleeding out? A rebel without a gauze"

"How did Bob Marley like his doughnuts Wi' jamin."

"Which purse runs from the law? Disburse!"

"I have a bad feeling we're going to pay for Taylor Swift not having a boyfriend on Valentines Day."

"What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad."