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Joke of the Day

"When someone tells you that they cut their own hair, it's polite to act surprised"

"What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper? The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe"

"I wanted to make a lame pun thread about fish. But its not the right time or plaice."

"What do you call 4 Mexicans in a sinkhole? Quatro Sinco"

"If these walls could talk, I bet it would sound like someone was trapped in the wall and we'd all freak out pretty bad."

"They're playing Earth, Wind and Fire. I was not prepared to party this hard at Home Depot."

"What does religion and Ikea have in common? The stuff they have looks good but its impossible to put together. huehue"

"It's a good thing that the Ghostbusters don't charge a lot of money because if you couldn't pay, they'd have to come back and re-possess your house."

"Giant bird goes to a psychiatrist.. ''I feel like I'm ignored all the time.'' ''Maybe it's because you're ostrich sized''"

"When you think about it, the little old man behind the curtain in Oz was the original catfish."