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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the chicken who liked classical music? I swear it was all he talked about. He would go on and on. ""Bach, Bach, Bach""!"

"How does it feel to crash a rental car? It Hertz."

"Reasons to date me: I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to."

"We're so festive in Boston that we do the whole ""Don't drink the water"" thing the entire week of Cinco de Mayo."

"Why did the kangaroo love the little Australian bear? Because the bear had many fine koala-ties!"

"Why did my friend throw my computer out the window? So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side."

"How many Einsteins does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Relatively few"

"Virgin Airlines is opening a bank called Virgin Money. It's for people who've never been screwed by a bank before."

"Why are Saturday and Sunday strong? Because all the other days are week days."

"Why is Paris the city of love? Hard P and a soft A. Modified from comment section of reddit"