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Joke of the Day

"If Zombies ever switch to eating souls, I'll have the last laugh on everyone whoever made fun of me for being a Ginger"

"What do you call a blind deer? No eye deer"

"Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course I've had this cold in my head for two days !"

"Is a bath relaxing for Michael Phelps or does it just feel like he's at work"

"Why are prostitutes cheaper compared to girlfriends and wives to many rich people? Because they dont have to pay attention"

"Woman always call me ugly until I tell them how much money I earn Then they call me both ugly and poor"

"My friends told me to stop being a flamingo I decided to put my foot down!"

"I'm not one of those moms who talks about her kids all the time because their lives don't interest me in the least."

"My girlfriend is in the hospital after she ate a giant bacon cheese burger. It was mine."

"Lee Sin goes into a bar... the chairs, tables and the barmaid."