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Joke of the Day

"If you're gonna offer free milk for coffee at a convenience store, don't get all weird when I bring in a dry bowl of cereal."

"A man once ate a whole deck of playing cards. A couple of hours later, he had to drop a deuce."

"I had to take the batteries out of my carbon monoxide detector. All the beeping was giving me a headache and making me sleepy."

"I don't understand women. I also don't understand how a car works but I still drive it."

"A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, ""Oh alright, I'll stay the night."""

"Two Spanish historians believe that they've discovered the Holy Grail. Indiana Jones found it back in 1989, but they lost track of it."

"So I got brainfreeze today.. I was just trying out the cryogenic storage box 2000"

"Why did the synagogue ban Monopoly? Because the fights over who got to be the banker were getting bloody"

"Why is Six afraid of Seven? Porque Siete ocho Nueve!"

"Did you hear about the fugitive midget psychic? He's a small medium at large."