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Joke of the Day
"Mom always said I was going to be a strong one... After I survived that abortion"
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"What do you call it when you accidently butcher your your hefier instead of your steer A mistake."
"""Always leave them wanting more"" is great advice for a performer. Restaurant owners, on the other hand..."
"Why are math students so skinny? Because they buy no meals. (Binomials)"
"My left butt cheek was hurting pretty bad earlier, so I asked my girlfriend to massage it for me. I told her... that I didn't want it half-assed."
"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."
"What do you get when you cross a polar bear and a seal? A polar bear"
"Why did the train sound effect album get derailed? The tracks were unfinished."
"Why wasn't Jesus born in Mexico? Because they couldn't find a virgin or three wise men."
"It's better to have loved and lost, than live with the idiot for the rest of your life!"