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Joke of the Day

"Big explosion down at the Cheese factory today... I guess it completely leveled the place, All that was left was Da Brie."

"The Mexican magician The Mexican Magician tells the audience she will disappear on the count of three. He says ""uno...dos...*poof*"" he disappeared without a tres."

"What do you call a mentally retarded chef? A slow cooker"

"Its possible to live on a diet of only potatoes But, as the Irish found out, it wasn't possible to live on a diet without them."

"What do you call three Make-a-Wish Foundation kids? A genie."

"What's the hardest part of running over a baby? My dick."

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"The people of Dubai don't like the Flintstones... ...but the people of Abu Dhabi do."

"My girlfriend and I use ""laundry"" as a code-word for sex. Her dad asked me why I couldn't do the laundry by myself so I told him ""it's a big load""."

"So bored I just logged into my LinkedIn account."