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Joke of the Day

"What's 14 inches long and makes women scream at night? Crib death."

"PSA: Always tip your prostitutes. Small tips are fine. That's what they get paid for."

"I asked my wife if she wanted to watch a movie with Matthew McConaughey... She said it's not a Matthew McKindaDay."

"I don't love my girlfriend anymore... ...she has grown up."

"I saw a dwarf escaping prison yesterday, and as he was climbing down the outer fence he turned and sneered at me. I thought to myself, that's a little condescending."

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"What do you get when you mix a black and asian person? A criminal mastermind ..."

"Bernie Sanders said it's time for him to cut the BS His new name is Ernie Anders"

"A man overdosed on viagra His wife took it very hard"

"What's 10 inches long, hard as a rock, full of semen and makes all of the ladies scream? A 10 inch long cock."