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Joke of the Day
"How does a Scotsman find a sheep in tall grass? Very satisfying."
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"How many Kings of Spain abdicated last week? Just Juan"
"My superpower is acting like I'm trying to stop the elevator from shutting when more people are trying to get on without really stopping it."
"Why was the girl at starbucks counting her coins in 3's? Because white girls cant even"
"Chinese people want to criticize Ronda so bad after that fight.....but they cant. They just end up saying her name, Ronda Rousey"
"What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ? (wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!"
"They laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, no ones laughing now."
"True friendship comes when the silence between two people is comfortable."
"If pigs could vote they'd always vote for the guy who brings the food, even though he's the same one who will slaughter and eat them later."
"A Meteorologist's best subject is small talk. They only talk about the weather."