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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on him? A: Nothing. He just let out a little wine."

"The music teacher at the school my niece goes to was out sick 2 days last week. The school had a dog fill in for her. He was a sub woofer."

"I joined a poker tournament with a bunch of people who do origami. I'm gonna dominate, cause these guys always fold."

"If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh wait a minute he already does."

"""I just read last year 4,153,237 people got married. I don't want to start any trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?"""

"How to make a gay fuck a women [NSFW] Shit in her cunt..."

"What's the difference between spit and swallow? A firm grip on the back of her head."

"Doctor doctor I keep thinking I'm a snowman. Doctor: Keep cool !"

"After a concert Bono started clapping and then said ""Every time I clap, a child dies in Africa"" . . . Someone from the audience chimed ""Stop fucking clapping then"""

"Superman's only weakness is the extremely rare Kryptonite that all his enemies have."