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Joke of the Day

"do you swear to tell the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth ""starting now?"" yes ""the judge looks like squints from the sandlot"""

"Why your oven doesn't attend an university? It already has at least hundred degrees"

"A broom and a mop have sex. What happens next? The broom gets sweepy."

"I would tell a chemistry joke... But all the good ones Argon."

"Why does Dr. Pepper come in bottles? Because his wife died."

"What is the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly your dick in a girl's ass."

"What do you call an easy lifestyle revolving around eating Chinese food? Lo Meintenance"

"What does Patrick Stewart say during tantric sex? ""Make it slow."""

"Wanna talk about Sodium? Na Nitric Oxide? NO Oxygen Magnesium Phosphorus Iodine Sulfur or Fluorine? OMg PISS OFF ...Potassium? K"

"How do thieves kiss? They make out like bandits."