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Joke of the Day

"My Gladiator DVD stopped working... Talk about an *epic* fail."

"How does a blonde turn a light on after sex? She opens the car door."

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"

"Honey, I'm afraid we can't get married anymore. weed_hitler69 just told me I was gay. *looks at Xbox* Thank you sir. You've changed my life."

"What do you get when cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"

"I asked my Chinese girlfriend for a 69 last night. She said 'Fuck off, I'm not cooking at this time of night'"

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"

"How many Northern Californians does it take to change a lightbulb? Hella."

"A horse who got its face blown off in a war walks into a bar Bartender goes ""why the long...oh"". What a dick."