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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"
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"It's time to go to bed when you type the name of the website you are already looking at into your browser."
"Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds."
"Which character in Game of Thrones do I envy the most? Some bloke named Winter. Managed to go 4 years without cumming."
"What's the worst thing your wife can text you after she sends you nudes? ""Oops, wrong person."""
"Wife: Who let the boys out? Me: Woof woof woof! Her: Who let the boys out?! Me: Woof woof woof! Her: KIDS ARE IN THE STREET! Me: I'm going.."
"Doctor Sawbones speaking. Oh doctor my girlfriend's just dislocated her jaw. Can you come over in say three or four weeks' time?"
"The Dalai Lama and Gandhi aren't the same? I thought they were basically Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana. I feel like people are messing with me."
"How do you milk sheeps? With Apple accessories."
"Want to hear a joke? Women's Rights"