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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a camera with severe mood swings? A BiPolaroid"

"your mama's so fat the government forced her to wear tailights and blinkers so no one else would get hurt"

"Felix Baumgartner's 127,000 ft jump becomes world's greatest free fall, unseating previous record set by the 2008 US Economy. #spacejump"

"What is a professors favourite snack? Academia Nuts."

"Schrodinger's Cat Walks Into A Bar and Does Not..."

"The local police station had their toilet stolen. The cops say they have nothing to go on."

"Where did Lisa go during the bombardment.. Everywhere"

"How do you call a male prostitute? A prostidude!"

"Why did Avogadro have trouble picking up chicks? Because his number couldn't fit in their phones"

"Did you hear the joke about your mother's cooking? It's in bad taste."