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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"Why isn't there many Mexicans in Europe? BeCause it's to cold, long a swim"

"So it's my birthday and my parent sang me happy birthday. Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Mom: ""Happy birthday to you!"" Dad: ""You were born because your mom sniffed glue."""

"What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an octopus? I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries."

"I've been starting my diet tomorrow for the last 20 years."

"Why should you date a Greek woman? They don't like pulling out."

"Why can't Chinese couples have caucasian babies? Because two wongs dont make a white"

"a great joke to tell on the phone What has a little dick and hangs down? a bat! now what has a big dick and hangs up? *click*."

"What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common? A: They're both trigger-happy."

"Every time student loan rates double, the price of solo cups should get cut in half."