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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton leave the party? Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that)."

"What's the only disease a potato can get? tuber-culosis"

"Have you ever considered shaving that beard and gluing it to your bald spot? ... Oh! You meant a question about the job position!"

"If you've seen one shopping centre... You've seen a mall."

"Michael Phelps just won another gold medal for taking the quickest bath."

"What does an insecure white kid do when he accidentally leaves a page? Alt+Right"

"What was the name of the gay World War II themed porn film starring Charlie Chaplin as Adolf Hitler? The Great Dick Taker"

"What do you call the everyday routines of rabbits? Rabbits habits."

"When I was a kid people used to cover me in chocolate and cream and place a cherry on top of my head. Yeah, life was tough in the gateau..."

"Why do men, on average, die before women? Because they want to."