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Joke of the Day
"Ever notice how unaware people are of the world around them? No?"
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"The pessimist says the glass is half empty. The optimist says the glass is half full. The reposter says the glass is half full"
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma One has claws on it's paws. The other is a pause in a clause."
"Google would like to use your current location. Allow/Deny? Allow *100 Google employees throw a party at my house*"
"We can't deny our basic human instincts, like automatically thinking we kind of already know how to play the harmonica whenever we hold one."
"Just signed up for free HBO, but the terms and conditions were so steep I think I also agreed to carry Steve Buscemi's baby."
"A beggar asked me if I had any pennies and so i unzipped myself and showed him my dick"
"I can turn a case of beer into a drunk man. Your move, Jesus."
"We all make mistakes... especially your parents!"